Dirty Laundry Podcast
Cha Cha, The Agitator and a general good time. You'll laugh your buds off!
Dirty Laundry Load #165 - Pod the Vote!
November 03, 2014 01:44 PM PST
The show may be a bit long this week but we gained an hour this week in America and we just don't know what to do with all the time we have on our hands now. It is the even of the midterm elections in America and we want to pod the vote. Okay, we talk about that for about 10 minutes maybe but it may be a tax write-off if we pretend that we are a public service. Most of the show is entertainment - Cha Cha did just come back from Beverly Hills from her Real Housewives of Illinois cast reunion you know. Three movie reviews this week (Birdman, St. Vincent and Sherman & Peabody) - hear which ONE we recommend. The Agitator already has some of his Academy Awards (Oscars) nomination predictions. Cha Cha will discuss her recent Virgin experience (of course, Agitator was not part of that). Who will replace Honey Boo Boo as the new Hillbilly reality show? We have a couple of suggestions. When are we going to abolish this age-old tradition in America that we all hate?! How many World-famous podcasters does it take to recline a recliner? Hint (it must be more than two - at least these two morons). Since this is "one of the dumbest time in America" we are proud to be a large part of that. There is also, as always, LOTS LOTS MORE... Hit "Play" already!!!Dirty Laundry Load #164 - Caesium 137
October 22, 2014 12:39 PM PDT
Another show from a hotel room. As a matter of pod, there is a lot of discussion about travel and hotels this week. Part of that discussion proves that Cha Cha is faster than a locomotive - not much of a feat considering her experience. Is childhood based on fear? What does the "W" stand for - it does not stand for what Agitator says it stands for; it actually stands for "whatever/whenever." Why are most cartoon ducks crabby? Is it the alliteration? Hey, speaking of cartoons - Pluto is back! Hear what company may now have been joined the Douchebag County Chamber of Commerce. Do slugs wear wigs? Zambian musician Mathew Tembo is looking for our help; we are in - are you? Make this world a better place if you can. The Agitator knows why Rudolf's nose glows. Do you have the hardest job in the world? You may be surprised to find out what the hardest job in the world is. Much, much more including a TRUE stereotype.Dirty Laundry Load #163 - Qwat It Out!
October 03, 2014 12:55 PM PDT
How does the Agitator compare the NFL to the Secret Service? "Complacency is happening all over the place." We have no one to blame but ourselves or, is The Agitator to blame? One of the hosts has supposedly ordered a new car but, may have to cancel that order because of his/her co-host. Cha Cha calls someone a dickwad. Is that worse than being a citizen of Douche Bag County? "I sing with dead people" - find out who says that. Who would Agitator have on his dead person duet? Is the Cha Cha / Agitator new duet ready this week? Hint, Cha Cha didn't know he was still alive. What is up with the Google lady? Cha Cha knows her schools - parents, listen to her advise when looking for a college to send your children to. Cha Cha also has some major news, not that there's anything wrong with that. What is rule #1 of being a good writer? A great song from Thomas Hine this week. Who is a Flarpaholic? You may be surprised to learn the answer. Our lack of knowledge is killing us - if that were really true Agitator would already be dead. Cha Cha's Whining - where has it been? We also hear from one of our very early advertisers - and, like a boomerang, they may be back. Accents change the entire show. Guess what is being binged now. Medicine is big business in America, as we all know, and Agitator has a way to reduce the cost and lower wait times to see a doctor. Cha Cha has her own idea to do the same. You're welcome World! Insurance companies actually deny service to Cha Cha? New T-shirt ideas? So, much more...Dirty Laundry Load #162 - Excess!!!
September 23, 2014 01:03 PM PDT
Is Agitator in denial or is he a whorer / hoarder? He takes a quiz and the answer leans toward YES! And he seems pretty touchy about it too. What does GenYup mean? Kids today are becoming smarter and smarter - we will talk about how they are wanting healthier choices again. We read your suggestions for our new duet song. This is your warning - get your earplugs now (you won't need them for this week's show though - just have them ready). The beginning may make you a bit hungry. Mickey D's doesn't usually mean Mickey Dolenz but this week it may mean more. Find out how the show will be getting better - like that is even possible. Cha Cha tells us about her new favorite pizza delivery place. Who doesn't want their freedom? Ironically, Scotland doesn't want FREEEEEDOM! Another quiz for Agitator> Is he a true child of the 80's? Maybe he just hoards information. Find out what Cha Cha "loathes so much." She also has a great idea for all of those mini soaps and shampoos that you have taken from your hotel visits over the years. Wow, that is just the tip of the iceberg and listening is more fun - just hit "play" already!!!!Dirty Laundry Load #161 - Bees or Beads?
September 13, 2014 12:27 PM PDT
We start this show off by reading a lot of your listener mail. Does somebody really want to hear us sing again or are they goofing on us? The answer seems obvious. Cha Cha says," when we all do it, it soon gets done." Have we heard that somewhere before? Who doesn't understand sarcasm according to Cha Cha? Is the United Kingdom the conduit to other worlds? Did thousands of beads escape a truck? The Agitator cannot figure oou how beads could escape. What does "let me X-amine the Files in my head" mean? See what celebrity is trying to help stop the bullying. If you really squeeze something is that truly considered simulation (not stimulation)? The boobie squeezer simulator / breast squeezing games seems to think so. Did you know that Nessie (Loch Ness Monster) has a borther? Are we finally going to find out what Stonehenge is? Plus so much more podcast than could fit in a tanker truck full of beads.Dirty Laundry Load #160 - The Dirty Laundry Bucket Challenge
September 01, 2014 03:51 PM PDT
It has been a month since out last show but we have all of our kinks out and we're back in your ear. John Stewart took a month off to - copycat! Who is getting the money raised by the ALS Bucket Challenge? I am guessing you will be as upset as we are to learn the answer. You may also be surprised to find out who say "sports are dumb." Where is Kristy McNichol? Where is Jimmy McNichol? Do they live in The Dakota? We'll tell you who DOES live in The Dakota! The show is being renovated so we can sound even better for you. Yes, it IS possible. Does Agitator call somebody bitchy this week? Unbelievably, Preston Ulysses Sherwood is back and he is here with another part of the show who have not been here for awhile. It's like a reunion show of sorts! Cha Cha gives us some "Odd News." Another great song by our friends at Playing For Change. This is a song made popular again by a film of the same name. Any ideas? It's not Great Balls of Fire. We talk about Black Jesus and how he may have hated lemonade. Is Barack Obama gay? There is a celebrity that probably new Jesus that seems to think so. It comes down to Cha Cha's old saying, "This is America, you're allowed to be a dickhead!" Why are car sales down? We will tell you. Among those things we will also tell you what Swatting is and bunches and oodles more....Dirty Laundry Podcast #159 - Troubadork/Folk Singer Eric Peter Schwartz
July 28, 2014 10:59 AM PDT
What in the wide wide world of Dirty Laundry is a Canjo? You came to the correct place to find out! Before you hit the play button grab some citrus - otherwise you'll get Scury. Renaissance man and multi-talented entertainer Eric Peter Schwartz stops into the studio and regales us with some of his great music off of his current album Troubadork. Sadly nobody says "regales" anymore. Speaking of words, is "nerd" a bad word? Eric speaks about this for all Geekdom. Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd is the word. Our tipservice announcement for this episode, at the request of Cha Cha, how not to get Scurvy - very valuable information in these merrytimes (who doesn't love a bad pun?) Coincidentally, Eric does an anti-Scurvy song for us (the Royal "us"). Would be prefer being an Estrada or a Catrato? EPSCHWARTZ.COM. "Australia loves us - we don't know why," Cha Cha Taking the advise of our Entertainment Director Greg Weindorf, we hit the two hour mark and we will let you hit "pause" or "stop" and come back later if you need to - it's one of the great advantages of podcasts! Of course, though The Agitator says he isn't political we do get political again. Does the show need to get on YouTube and The Vine? You are GUARANTEED to be entertained, learn something and feel better about yourself or double your money back (unless we ever decide to charge for this thing and then this offer is immediately void). We appreciate you and are happy that you keep coming back.We're Gonna Do it Our Way!
July 07, 2014 12:53 PM PDT
Give us our own show we'll make it, read us any rule we'll break it, we're gonna make the pocast come true, doin' it our way! Can you tellthe show has Milwaukee theme this week? Not only did Cha Cha and The Agitator go to Milwaukee this week they were also both in the hospital. Good thing we don't work at Hobby Lobby or we may be worrying about out bills right about now. Apparently podcasting is hazardous to your health - we would die for YOU! Find out what happens when Agitator ignored doctor's orders! Does Cha Cha have a new nickname for The Agitator? Another one that is! What is the deal with dessert? Do you know what the 38th largest city in the U S and A is? Here's a hint - it is not Milwaukee. Speaking of Milwaukee - did Music Director Eric Solfisburg's son discover Milwaukee? Do you know what SCOTUS is? You'll learn when you hit play! Douche Bag County has a couple of new residents maybe. Cha Cha does a "book report" this week. The Agitator gives tips on how he handles stress. Wow, that's just the tip of the iceberg backed into an hour FOR FREE!!!!Dirty Laundry Load #157 - Vuvuzela!!!!
June 24, 2014 11:12 AM PDT
The Agitator is one zip-a-dee-doo-dah beat off again this week. Why was last week's show so good and. will they be able to match that awesomeness? A review of the film Meleficent. Who is going to be George Clooney's best man? Is The Agitator on the short-list? For the best man job that is! Sarah Bareillis makes an appearance on the show this week. Yes, THE Sarah Bareillis! Cha Cha may have a heart attack live (on tape/podcast) on this week's show. What are the snobbist cities in America. Based on the cities it will become clear to you which state is the snobbiest state. Speaking of states, In honor of America's Independence Day coming up - what would America be had we lost the Revolutionary War to England? Stephen Merchant will answer that question for us. Is the NRA actually saying something against guns? The AARP is scaring the crap out of Agitator. Cha Cha will tell you what code she lives by. Playing For Change gives us a Marvin Gaye classic this week. Learn where the term "Redskins" really comes from. Lots and lots more crammed into a neat hour-long package too. We appreciate you stopping in again.Dirty Laundry Load #156 - Don't Give Up On Us Baby!
June 19, 2014 10:46 PM PDT
Is The Agitator looking to buy a Waffle House franchise? How would he change Waffle House if he were in charge? Over hill, over dale Cha Cha and Agitator hit the wind trail (The Shawnee Wine Trail that is). Cha Cha has a heart-warming story about a penis in a pipe. The moral of the story (spoiler alert) is do not work naked (there are several professions that make that advise impossible though). Have you ever been in Phone Center Hell? If so, you will appreciate Agitator's plight. If you gave a waiter/waitress a large tip how would you feel if the place they worked for denied them your tip? This will not be news to you, unless you are new to the show, but The Agitator is an idiot! Crabs = Publics and Lobsters = Publix. The show will teach you how not to be so shellfish. Find out when it is good to just steal Chinese food. Can we give the Hall of Fame a Chubby? Can you believe Cha Cha was woken up by Guns & Roses? Is it time for a new cohost on the show? So,much more packed into an hour... Just push play already!
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