Dirty Laundry Podcast
Cha Cha, The Agitator and a general good time. You'll laugh your buds off!
Dirty Laundry Load #145 - Just Be Nice!
February 27, 2014 08:15 PM PST
What's the deal with old white people? Hey, wait a minute, we resemble that question. The World keeps spinnin' and old men die. If there is freedom of choice is marriage forever? Why would you not vote for someone who "votes for the people?' Once you hear the answer you will wonder why this person isn't the first recipient of our new club "Doucebag of the County." There is gold in them thar hills and walking your dog could make you rich. The Laundry Gang makes their Oscar predictions. What the Hell is the deal with KISS? Is The Agitator really a boring, stupid mope? Why does Cha Cha cry this week? Have you ever hear of Phetchabun? You will this week. A song by the great grandchildren of one of the most famous hit-makers in HISTORY! Is it an honor to get your name mispronounced by The Agitator? Who does Cha Cha call "The Militant Cat?" There is some much more that it will make your tumbler spin (we read some of your listener mail)... Are you hear to read all day? what the heck are you waiting for - push play already.Dirty Laundry Podcast Load #144 - Extremely Worldly
February 22, 2014 03:10 PM PST
What is going on? Why is Dirty Laundry Podcast so popular in one specific country this week? Will you be as surprised as we were to find out which country is so fascinated with these goofballs? Cha Cha doesn't even listen to the show while she is helping to create it but this nation cannot get enough. A great new song from a new group (new to the show that is). If you have HBO you may have heard them both but, even if you don't have HBO you'll hear them now. And, you will love them as much as we do or double your money back (that's easy to say when the show is free). What is the deal with bringing dogs into stores? This is totally specieist. Do you know who was have thought to have been the World's first wine drinker? Can a World-wide wine reviewer guess? Why is The Agitator used to sitting on his balls (get your mind out of the gutter). That was not an intentional bowling pun. Which American state now allows discrimination legally and which other state cannot even seem to get along with itself? Hear what The Agitator recommends you DO NOT DO. He is one to try just about anything so this one must be doozie. You will also hear how easy it is to get Cha Cha excited. We read some of your mail again this week. All this and about another 55 minutes of more important stuff if you subtract the time it took to read this and download the show. Come on in.....Dirty Laundry Load #143 - In Itself It Would Be Enough
February 18, 2014 03:25 PM PST
What, in itself, would be enough? Cha Cha and The Agitator answer the letter from last week and read a couple of new pieces of mail this week. Learn what the essence of life is. Why did the manager have to come to the daffy duo's table on Valentine's Day? Autographs? Find out whose Black Friday was last week. Matt News and Cha Cha's whining. A movie review of a new show at the theater. What will scare the bejeezus out of you? Why does The Agitator pay his co-hostess with the mostess a dollar? A great song, of course and lots, lots more...Dirty Laundry Load #142 - Our Dog is Offensive in Portugal?
February 11, 2014 03:30 PM PST
We're finally back. It seems "podcasting in cars drinking water" causes the flu. We are both relatively healthy so we feel we can safely record again without getting you sick. We are always thinking about you. Maybe if Cha Cha didn't have problems with watermelon she wouldn't have gotten sick. The Agitator accidentally decides what he wants to be in the next life on this week's show. By the title of the show you probably guessed that we discovered something about our dog's name. Who would ever have guessed that Jeff Swanson would be offensive in a different part of the world? Find out why February, the shortest month on the calendar, is the one they chose as Black History Month in the United States. There are lots of television shows that are recommended as well as wines to go with them. That's right, Cha Cha's Whining recommends more that one this week; making up for lost time ? Can you drown from drinking too much? We have a story about that this week too. The great Pinocchio Cigar Smoking Conspiracy is resolved. What does The Agitator say about "you ladies?" If you're looking for a job that pays nothing and get's you no respect we have the position for you! Caligula? Really? You'll also hear why Cha Cha is a delicate flower and sooooooo much more.Dirty Laundry Load #141 - Podcasters In Cars Drinking Water
January 24, 2014 05:04 AM PST
This is the week that Cha Cha and The Agitator try to do what Seinfeld does on a Dirty Laundry budget. Not that Seinfeld uses a Dirty Laundry budget but Dirty Laundry Podcast uses a Dirty Laundry budget (that pretty much means just a tank of gas). You know how they say "if you don't like the weather in San Francisco just wait ten minutes?" San Francisco has NOTHING on driving from Central Illinois to Northern Illinois. This Load gives a whole new take on "taking the show on the road." Maybe the next step is to do a whole series of shows while the show travels to Washington or Colorado - that would make for lots of interesting shows; listen to find out why. As usual, the entertainment world seems to be the main focus of the show including: a new movie review, a couple of television shows and a new television "event." You will hear a bit about one of the most famous Americans of all time and how the podcast is going to drive right by his home. I bet many people who live in the MIDDLEwest don't even know he is from Illinois. And, that he was involved in the Underground Railroad! What is Mattel up to; does The Agitator have any idea what he's talking about? Find out "What the Hell is that knocking?" SO so so much more including a Polar Vortex, a Saskatchewan Screamer and Tropical Storm Jeff. How delicious is money? How can all of this and more get wrapped up on just about an hour? Practice, lots and lots of practice...Dirty Laundry Load #140 - Juice & Genitals
January 12, 2014 07:20 PM PST
Why does The Agitator think that lazy people invented the English alphabet? Is Cha Cha fascinated with juice and genitals? How is The Agitator like Mr. T (besides the obvious)? What does Cha Cha say is "not made for good?" And, why do they have their own fight song? If extraterrestrials are so smart why do they need headlights? See how long Cha Cha can refer to herself in the third person. Are there any New Year's resolutions? Cha Cha is missing a very important item and Ag is pretty sure gnomes are to blame. Who in the world is listening to the show - literally, who in the world? Another great song by Thomas Hine - a man who can legally smoke pot recreationally if he chooses. A couple of movie reviews. Answers to all of these questions and find out "what in the Hell is that noise?"Dirty Laundry Load #139 - Low Down Dirty Laundry
December 31, 2013 12:55 PM PST
The last show of 2014 answers quite a few year-old questions. Like - what is the difference between Daniel Boone and Davy Crockett? Why was the AK-47 invented? Which actors were the biggest busts of the year - no, not who has the biggest busts Agitator. What are a couple of differences between this upcoming Superbowl and previous Superbowl? Will it impact attendance? Does The Agitator finally get to use his mini studio drum set? What in the Hell is Evangeli Guadium? Is that spelled correctly (you won't find that out). Is James Bond an alcoholic? He doesn't even do Cha Cha's Whining. Why would people like to be filled by delivery drones? Also, a new Christmas song from our friends at Playing For Change and, another friend of the show has a new website. As always, there's a lot lot more...Dirty Laundry Load #138 - The Show of Thanksgiving Past (barely)
December 16, 2013 11:34 AM PST
A first and, probably a last, for the podcast - a woman rides her horse through the studio. No kidding. A real woman rides a real horse right through the studio while we are recording this show. Have you ever wanted to know about "mucho take it easy turkey?" If so, this is the show to listen to. Even if not, this is still the show to listen to. Cha Cha and The Agitator talk about Ag "practicing his skins." It's that time of year again. The time when people are begging at every street corner. Hear The Agitator's take on the old "do unto others as you would have done unto you" adage. There's talk about one of the darkest times in America's history and it took place where the show was recorded this week. This show was recorded prior to last week's show (with holocaust-survivor Magda Brown) but, that one was posted last week and this one this week because that one had actual worldly significance. If you only have time right now to listen to one show listen to Load #137 (last week's show). This one will be here when you are ready. AND - did someone from the show take part in Black Friday? Hey, there's a movie review this week too. Way too much in one small pod.Make sure to listen all the way through to hear the movie trailer at the end. I suppose you could just skip to the end with your new-fangled technology but,that isn't fair to the people with the old-fangled technology!Dirty Laundry Load #137 - Holocaust Survivor Magda Brown
December 07, 2013 05:41 AM PST
"Remember the past but transform the future," is one of the mantras Holocaust survivor Magda Brown lives by today. Listen as she tells about her and her family being relocated to a ghetto in her native country of Hungary by Hitler's Nazi Stormtroopers and eventually being crammed into a boxcar and sent to one of the death camps at Auschwitz. She talks with Cha Cha and The Agitator very candidly about how her life changed from being a privileged young girl to a young woman who quickly became victim the worst hate crime in the history of the world. Her story could easily be a Hollywood movie with a an ending that includes a daring escape that would make Indiana Jones envious. She says "life isn't a 007 movie." Her real-life story is far more interesting. Then, after she beat the odds and survived, she came to America and just happened to live in the town where Neo-Nazis tormented her again. Find out about #23,673. Words written here cannot even begin to compare to what you will hear when you hit "play." Come on in!Dirty Laundry Podcast Load #136 It's a Wonderful Pod with Blobby Balls!
November 25, 2013 04:37 PM PST
How did Dirty Laundry Podcast not make G.Q.'s list of Least Influential People of 2013? I guess that gives the goofs something to strive for in 2014. Black Friday is quickly approaching and, of course, Cha Cha and The Agitator talk about it in great detail. The podcast is also very proud to play the title song from the off, off, off, off, off Broadway show "The Black Friday Orphans: The Musical." The Agitator will tell you how to deal with crabby people - something that will come in very handy during the holidays. "Teacher says, "every time a bell rings somebody gets crabby." Also, speaking of crabbiness, there is a very long discussion about "that time of the month." Greg Weindorf gives us his top ten stand-up comics of all time - he showed us his now show us yours! Find out what The Agitator, a self-proclaimed obsessive person, is addicted to this week. Cha Cha will tell you about what New York City is infested by - they sure picked a bad time to come out of hiding. There's much, much more but, better listen than to read (we're a podcast not a blog after-all)...
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